will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
— (via thlnkdifferent)
A guilty pleasure is something one enjoys and considers pleasurable despite feeling guilt for enjoying it. But actually, some of them actually have surprisingly good effects!
That shopping bit totally makes sense to me now
the mental health days are really my thing. i’m never really sick, but ever since i was a small child i’ve had difficulty sleeping (because of my ADHD), so sometimes i’m just so fucking tired that i call in sick and rest an entire day, that means either sleeping, or watching a random sitcom to blow off some steam.
at school they were pretty understanding of this, at work places they usually don’t give you this wiggle room. tho i honestly think this should be a legit thing. since it could seriously prevent larger issues like burn-outs.
— (via l—-junior—-l)
I will be better than I am.
— (140/365) by (DS)