i wish i had a killer body
*suddenly my fingers turn into knives, my nipples become lasers, and my left leg turns into a crowbar*
yes…. this will do
next time i’m upset and you say ‘but there’s starving kids in africa’ i’ll wait until you’re next happy and say ‘but there’s millionaires and celebrities and people that have a way better life than you’
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i don’t understand the point of Head & Shoulders shampoo. no one has hair on their shoulders. who is shampooing shoulder hair. please come forward now. no questions
Tumblr, I have abandoned you for stumbleupon!
The Most Honest Three Minutes In Television History
Oh my goodness.
My heart goes out to Ashley <3 I love that woman so much, I can relate to her <33
She deserves to live a happy life. I hope she takes the show as a lesson. I hope she learns to be more open and to be strong enough again to risk rejection in order to really find love <3
I love it <3
❝
When I pronounce the word Future,
the first syllable already belongs to the past.
When I pronounce the word Silence,
I destroy it.
When I pronounce the word Nothing,
I make something no non-being can hold.
— Wislawa Szymborska
