This is true art right here.
Humans are great
how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are
i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.”
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
Oh, in a perfect world.
good guy hiring manager?
I actually have one like this, guys!